I've got 3 stories for you all! Ironically, they all deal with "S" words. That's just weird. Well, let's get to my latest moments of my time in Georgia
Story 1: Beware of Soy Sauce.
Yesterday, Kas and I headed off to one of our favorite restaurants here in Batumi, the Chinese-Indian Restaurant. We mainly stick to the Chinese menu. I'm pretty sure I've gotten the same thing every time I've gone there. I don't do well with change when it comes to food. But frankly, a big plate of Chicken Fried Rice for 6.50 GEL ($4), that's a great deal! Can't go wrong with that. Anywho... We each ordered a plate of Chicken Fried Rice and I got some Onion Paratha (it's Indian bread and it's delicious). So we got our food and I look at the table and realize that there is no soy sauce! What?! A Chinese restaurant and there's no soy sauce on the table. That's blasphemy! The waitress is no where in sight. At this point, Kas and I are the only two people in the place. This is typical. When eating at this restaurant, one usually has the entire place to themselves. I'm super curious how it stays in business. Another thought for another time.
Since the waitress was MIA, I went to track down the soy sauce myself. We are pretty well liked and I knew where it was so I didn't think there would be a problem. I waltzed over grabbed a bottle and got a "okay" nod from the chef. Success! Or so we thought... Kas dribbed a little soy sauce on her food first. I was still munching away on my paratha. Yum yum. When I finish my paratha, I grabbed the soy sauce and poured some on my rice. As I did, a giant, dead FLY came streaming out as well. I know that we're generally lacking protein over here, but that was not exactly what I had in mind. Eek! We just sat there staring at my plate... Kas had been eating the lovely fly juice for the past 5 minutes or so. Honestly, I thought she was going to run off to the bathroom. That's how I interpreted her facial expression. She head herself together well. We called over the waitress when she was shocked. She immediately looked over at the cooks. We told her that it came from the soy sauce (explanation through hand gestures of course). Apparently in the five years that she's been working there, that has never happened. Of course not. She took away the fly juice and made us some more fried rice because half of it was ruined. The new rice was bagged up to go. That was great! Both of us kind of lost our appetites after that. For our troubles, we got some complimentary green tea. It was pretty great, except it was super hot out. There's nothing like hot tea on a hot day.
I'll probably go back there again soon, but I'll think twice about the soy sauce.
Story 2: Beware of Strangers
This story is not so cool. It was last night, well technically this morning. I was walking home from hanging out with some friends at Metro. That's one of spots in Batumi where all the TLGers/Peace Corps people hang out. For those of you who went to River Falls, you all know the order of bars that the students go to. Coaches, Ground, and Boomers. Well it's kind of the same thing here in Batumi. Iredeli and Vinyl are first and second. It depends on the night which one is first, but they go hand in hand. Then the people that want to keep going after those two close then head to Metro. Besides hanging out with amazing people, I embrace the routine of the bars because it takes me back to those RF days when I got to do the usual. Oh dear. I make it sound like that was eons ago, when really it was a year ago.
So I was walking home from Metro. I wasn't actually walking home because I've been cat/house sitting for a friend while he enjoys a lovely vacation in Istanbul. Just a little side note. Anyway, most of the time when I walk around late at night, I'm not usually bothered. This was one of the few times where I was NOT left alone on my nice walk home. Let's be real, I was pretty much harassed. I knew that this guy was going to talk to me because of the way that he was following me. We were going in the same direction but clearly it turned into following. I knew he would say something because I started on the sidewalk but he came on the side walk. So I moved into the street, they're doing construction on this road and it's blocked off, it was safe. After I moved into the street, so did this guy. So I crossed the median to walk on the other side of the street and so did he. BUDDY! Take a hint, I'm trying to get away from you. He did not get the hint. Then I hear, "Hello! You are very pretty! Where are you going? So pretty." Throughout all the shouting, I just ignored him, didn't say a word, and subtly tried to adjust my pace and stride so that I could get away from him. I think he picked up on it because next thing I know he's jogging up behind me to walk next to me.
So I'm alone, still probably 20 minutes from my destination, and now I'm being mistaken as a prostitute. Awesome. This guy was persistent. Question after question after question. Not answering didn't work. Answering with "no" didn't work. "Leave me alone" didn't work. Nothing. He tried to offer me some gum at one point, of course I said "no" and seemed upset that I wouldn't take his gum. Nice gesture, but not falling for it. All the sudden he skips in front of me, faces me, in turn making me stop, and he drops down to one knee and tries to take my hand. A proposal?! Seriously?! After that the mental debate turned into: Fight or flight... Fight or flight... Fight or flight. In the end, I fake named him (introducing Nicole Smith!) and managed to separate from him. Phew!
That's the closest I've gotten to being harassed by a Georgian. I'm so lucky he didn't try anything else, but he probably would have gotten a swift kick to a place where a man does not want a swift kick. Definitely don't want another experience like that. I really hate paying for taxis... but it looks like that might have to be the way to go if this situation presents itself again. :/
Story 3: Beware of Sudden Storms
Normally I'm a big fan of thunderstorms. Don't get me wrong. I love them. Except... today was not one of those days. I was walking back from the Batumi Plaza and it began to drizzle. Okay. Not too bad. The Plaza is all the way on the other side of the city. I was about 35 to 40 minutes away. Plus I was carrying my purse, gym bag (yup, I joined the gym at the Plaza! Just for one month), and a few props from the Murtazi and Juliet practice I had gone to before that. PLUS, no umbrella. The rain is starting to come down harder.... Thunder is booming.... Lightning is cracking... yahda yahda yadha...
It was a great walk home. Not. It's my own fault for neglecting the Boy Scout motto. (When abroad) Always be prepared! I shall not forget that.
Until next time. Adventure is out there!